Like you and everyone else on the internet, I was dumbstruck when Facebook's Zuckerberg announced that his company would be acquiring Oculus VR, the makers of the Oculus Rift virtual reality headset, for $2 billion. Instead of writing something reactionary and vitriolic like every other journalist, though, I decided to sleep on it. Now, after a night of vivid fever dreams, I can tell you that I've seen the future of Facebook, Oculus Rift, and virtual reality -- and it's pretty damn awesome.