For just $100, hungry customers like you can own one of 1,000 new Olive Garden Never Ending Pasta Passes , entitling you to a meal every day for seven weeks consisting of all the pasta, salad, Coca-Cola soft drinks, and breadsticks you can consume. And as customers cripple whatever semblance of nutritional balance they were trying to maintain with their diets, Olive Garden will just be happy to have butts in the seats.