Guardian: Age: 68.
Appearance: Very like a clock.
What time is it? Three minutes to Blammo.
Sorry? Three minutes to the End of Days, Apocalypse oclock, Rapture-thirty.
Is that GMT? It is if GMT stands for Goodbye Mankind Time. According to the Doomsday Clock, armageddon is at hand.
Rats, I just bought theatre tickets. Do I have time to tell my line manager hes a cock? You might want to hold off on that. The Doomsday Clock is but a symbolic measure of the relative probability of us being wiped...