Guardian: Name: Brown-out.
Age: as old as electricity, but rarely seen since the 1970s.
What are you talking about? It happens to me all the time. Really?
Yeah. Its like a blackout, but not as severe. Actually, thats correct.
I mean, its not like I was so drunk I dont remember anything about the party; I just need reminding from someone who was there. Thats not quite what were talking about.
Like that time when I set the curtains on fire, and had a bit of an accident inside my Santa costume,...